Countdown to dropping the bomb
Count Dracula's agonizing diarrhea fucked up his chronologyShit. What the hell are they going to think of next? And it's 16 fucking US dollars! Whatever happened to good ol' Joy (before they employed the ridiculous marketing strategy of tossing plastic Golden Retrievers on top of taxi cabs)? Or reading Xerex (then using Cristy Fermin's column to wipe your ass—only if you run out of Joy, of course)?
According to the product description, "We all know that having a sit down can be a time consuming and boring process. Some people read, others sing. Why not play Sudoku with your loo paper?" Because I don't want my ass to have random numbers stamped all over it like some animal getting ready to be Mila's or Lydia's next casualty.
6 comments:
I gotta get me one of those.
Hey, I'm a sudoku addict too but I use a felt-tipped pen so it would probably blot on the tissue. But this is a really crazy invention! :)
sudoku tissue: when you suck at sudoku, just shit on the evidence.
shit! just commented again using my "real" account!
anyway, hey ade! thanks for your help with the man-blog thing, really appreciate it!
^^hahaha! did you wipe that shit with that TP?!
i wonder what beavis would say about that.
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