Friday, January 12, 2007

Sam Milby can't deny he's gay

...if his life depended on it.


Oh, Sam. Sam, Sam, Sam. Even if your so-called friends defend you, why can't you deny you're gay? Is it because, good heavens, you do suck cock and like being shagged from behind? Your interview was the most fucking hilarious thing I've ever read since I've re-read my latest blog post. Of the 23,894,320,823,479,123 possible responses to the question "Are you gay?" Why reply with an "I know what I am"? That's just so...gay.


Answering "I'm sure if they did know me, then they'll know that I'm really not" doesn't help either, considering that you never finished the sentence, foo! From that sentence, intelligent people like myself could deduce that you meant any of the following:


"I'm sure if they did know me, then they'll know that I'm really not..."

1) "...straight."

2) "...into vaginas."

3) "...a big fan of KY Jelly because I prefer the kinky feeling of slathering margarine on my anus."

4) "...a spitter. Swallowing love juice is the shiznit."

5) "...Sam Milby. I am Samantha Milby."


Sam is beaming because for a moment, he forgot
he was holding a microphone


20 comments:

Jerome said...

Hahaha...I don't know who the guy is, but that was funny.

ade said...

Holy crap! Don't rat him out!

baddie said...

HE'S GAY?!

ron said...

hahaha.
nice and funny post.

Will said...

hahaha. prefers margarine than ky jelly. nyahahahaha

Anonymous said...

If he confirms he's gay then he will lose his career. Maybe you were too busy thinking how intelligent you are and you didnt realize that. One thing is for sure, Sam Milby has more money than you will ever have in your whole pathetic lifetime...so think again befor you trash talk people.

Anonymous said...

we have already established the fact that piolo is gay. we now wait for sam or his so called friends to tell the truth. piolo's friend did. and everything can be explained by that video. and i am not talking about that low quality video being circulated in the net. this is a clear home-made vid of piolo's friend in Los angeles, CA. tsk tsk tsk.

Miss Diss said...

"One thing is for sure, Sam Milby has more money than you will ever have in your whole pathetic lifetime" Holy fuck! I didn't know that much money could buy me happiness!

Anonymous said...

This is the most pathetic post i have ever read.. so foul!! Coming from someone who
can't do more but put down other people.
Get a grip girl, am not a Sam Milby fan but your post is making me sick.. peace

Anonymous said...

bwahahahaha bading bading bading!

Anonymous said...

People would say things kahit walang proof. Gay people would always want other men to be gay kasi deep inside they want to have someone popular to be like them, kasi they can't be popular for so many reasons. From how i see it.. inggit and sama lang ng ugali yan...

Bakit galit ang mga tao (or bading) kay Sam kung bading sya? Eh kung bading sya eh di bading .. so why would you be mad on you own kind??

That's the real question... Bakit?

Galit ka din ba sa sarili mo? Galit ka din ba sa lahi mo?

Most people say something because they just want something to say... Smart poeople simply say what is important.

A Bum's Life said...

Yup I agree, if he is gay like Mr. Pascual no one gives an effing care. AS LONG AS THEY ARE HAPPY and no one has to please anybody anyway for the public's amusement. They are human beings too and has the right to express what they feel.

Anonymous said...

hehe ahm kaso pag nagsex sila si Sam ang tumitira kay Piolo, so pag ako tinira ni sam, oh heaven hahaha

Yoo Geon said...

Piolo's friend confirmed he is gay? Haven't heard that. Well most good looking men are gays.

Anonymous said...

GOD DID NOT CREATE GAYS OR LESBIAN

John 10:10
The thief comes only in order to steal and kill and destroy. I came that they may have and enjoy life, and have it in abundance (to the full, till it [a]
overflows).

EXPLAINATION:
The thief ( THE devil WHO IS THE ENEMY) works is to kill, steal and destroy. MOST PEOPLE DON’T BELIEVE HE EXISTED. That was the problem, BECOZ they were looking at the situation in the NATURAL WORLD, thorough the eyes of the flesh, instead of looking at in the SPIRITUAL WORLD, through the eyes of faith in the Lord God.

THE ENEMY (devil ) filled your head with thoughts of unworthiness. ( it could be: HOMOSEXUAL THOUGHTS, DEMONIC THOUGTS, SUICIDAL THOUGHT, NASTY THOUGHTS, UNGODLY THOUGHTS, GREED, CONDEMNMING THOUGHTS, ANGER, ALL KINDS OF STINKING THOUGHTS)….. THESE ARE ALL NEGATIVE THOUGHTS….. REMEMBER: thoughts are seeds. Your spirit can only produce for you what you sow and nurture within your own mind and heart. Every thought you allow to grow and produce fruit. That is why you need to learn to replace negative thoughts and words with positive ones (THE WORD OF GOD). You need to stop seeing yourself as an unworthy sinner and begin to see yourself as the righteousness of God in Christ Jesus. (1 Cor.:1:30)

THAT’S WHY ..there are LOTS OF GAYS AND LESBIANS everywhere…becoz they don’t seek truth (THE WORD OF GOD) who TRULY THEY ARE…they just let the enemy (devil) FILLED THEIR MIND WITH LIES THAT controlled their WHOLE LIFE.

BELIEVE THE WORD OF GOD BECOZ THAT’S THE ONLY TRUTH…..IT REVEALS WHO YOU TRULY ARE.

(JEREMIAH 1:5 ) GOD SAID THESE WORDS FOR EVERYONE WHO BELIEVED IN HIM:

Before I FORM you in YOUR MOTHER’S womb,
I knew all about you.
Before you saw the light of day,
I had a good plan for you.
and I APPROVED YOU.
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU

*****IT MEANS YOU ARE NORMAL(APPROVED) LIKE EVERYBODY…YOUR NOT A GAY OR LESBIAN OR BISEXUAL..OR WHATEVER YOU THINK OR OTHER THINK OF YOU.************

ACCORDING TO YOUR FAITH, WILL IT BE DONE TO YOU. (Matthew 9:29)

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO..IS BELIEVE!!!!! BELIEVE!!!!! BELIEVE!!!!!

Anonymous said...

ang mga bading ay hindi accepted sa pilipinas, sila ang madalas inaasar, na pag tripan, as in mababaw ang tingin, kaya minsan tinatago nila ang personality nila sa ibang tao

mas malupet pa nga sa saudi, UAE, irag nagpapalabas ba ng noctice sa ibang bansa na ban ang mga gays at lesbian

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous: (the second before my comment) You know dude, I believe in God much more than I believe in myself, and never did I know that it was against of God becoming GAY and LESBIAN. Don't confuse your thoughts. The passage you've given don't justify anything about GAYS and LESBAINS being condemned and denied by God. You see, being HOMOSEXUAL don't mean SEX at all. It only proves how shallow your knowledge is to show immediate judgement to people who you really don't know at all. GAYS and LESBIANS are mere people, they just don't conform to the majority. We see them different - in behavior, yes - bt never they were defined aliens just because they seemingly act like such. They're simply beings who wanted to be accepted, like any other people who wanted their names to be raised with freedom. I'd say that your passage don't just restrict its teaching to HOMOSEXUALS, but rather to the general. It speaks to all of us, for God's words will never just be Abraham, nor for the one He dears the most, but for all of His people, including these people you judge. You should learn that most people in our population consists of heterosexuals, who's so proud of what they learn from church but what they do is crush every family they've been to in trade of lust, wherein would most probably endanger themselves into sinning.

Does "sex" should always be incorporated to these outcast genders? Maybe your mind's been generated with evil thoughts(such of gays always wanting to suck Ds and get their As pounded all the time, and lesbians get their Fs drilling their mates and all). Because if you weren't, you wouldn't speak such, right? So you mean if I make another gender, let's suppose we name it Gaesbians, then these people, just because of the "heterosexuals-are-made-by-God" kinda thought you have right there, would make them eligible just so because their not UNDER your category?

Expand your mind. Reread your thoughts. Just to inform you, I browse a porn site just this early and found out that most videos classified under "HATER-O" primarily consists most of the porno file under their data.

@Miss Diss: Do you think your logic suffice everything? If you think you're smart, then you'd think he means he's not gay. Of course, people will surely deny because they're "accusations". What for are they if they're not meant to blindly speak the truth, ei? You're stupid and dumb, actually.

Anonymous said...

@anonymous: yeah, if gays are not accepted in the Philippines, how did you survive?

And to the owner of this blog, get a life. Intelligent people think critically in which you don't. In conclusion, just like Sam pretending to be straight, you're pretending to be intelligent.

Anonymous said...

Omg my sister just told me that her friend has a friend in the Philippines and she's a friend of Sam Milby's boyfriend. This is not a joke, I adore Sam Milby I'm not saying this because I dislike him. I just want to share this little information I recently found out. If he really is gay, I accept that and if he is not, then in my opinion people should stop judging him.

Oh, and I found this blog quite funny. haha.

Anonymous said...

I adore whoever made this blog post. Especially how well he answered the comment about the passage. High five! :)