Thursday, January 18, 2007

Humping horses and stuff

Esteban wanted only one thing from Wind Blown


When I read about the new film about the man who died from shagging a horse, I laughed. And I was dying to know exactly how he fucked the poor animal. I mean, think of the possibilities. If you can't imagine it, then picture gay sex with someone with a printout of Black Beauty over his face. It could go either fucking way!


Of course I should've been more concerned about why he opted to screw an animal over a human—even a person who looks like a horse as long as he/she's got an actual human pee-pee. But sick person that I am and because I'm not bald Dr. Phil, I just had to be more interested in the lurid details. So, I Googled for horse porn and unfortunately, all I found was chicks eating horsecock (oh God, click that at your own risk; NSFW). No photos of men humping horses. And finding my ass (pun intended!) at a dead end not knowing anything more witty to say—which almost always means a retarded denouement—I resort to a Dr. Phil pretenduation (pretend + evaluation).


Society should not frown upon people who fuck animals (as long as it's consensual). It's not as bizarre as you think, as we encounter these kinds of people almost all the time:


Sex with rats:




Sex with anteaters:




Sex with roosters:




And on that note, might as well sex with chickens, too:




Sex with dogs:




Any other animals in mind?

7 comments:

Mikey said...

My fiancee regularly has sex with warthogs. A cross between a horse and a warthog. But mostly a warthog.

I guess what I'm saying is that my penis is ginormous.

That is all.

Miss Diss said...

Using just about any opportunity to brag, eh?

ade said...

Oh yeah?!

Well, I almost died after having sex with a grizzly!

Oh wait, forget I said that.

steel said...

Who needs a ginormous dick, when you got steel balls?!

baddie said...

As a goat rapist, I find this article deeply offensive! Expect a formal complaint served through the International Man-Goat Love Association, little missy.

The Show-Ender said...

Remember, there is nothing more bestial than a DEAD horseman (preferably a medieval knight) clinging on his steed. The look of such (with MONGOL arrows sticking on their asses) gives me hard-ons anytime!!!!

Yes, you can find BESTIALITY in the history books. Ever heard of Catherine the Great's equine affair? Scary shit, man.

btw: Gotta love those analogies, Miss Diss. I couldn't agree more. Wait till "His Royal Asstardness", the Prince of Wails sees this one!! =)

Miss Diss said...

strangely, all the above comments make me find bestiality sexy LOL