Thursday, February 22, 2007

James Yap dog-styles some chick

"Duh... uh... ngggguh... huhhhh..."



So right now in showbiz, the only thing louder than Kris Aquino's mouth is news that her basketball player husband, James Yap, cheated on her with some nurse named Hope. Okay, fine, pretend all you want that you don't give a shit about this bit of gossip, but do continue to read this post for its entertainment value, LOL.


Well, for one, take a look at this article about the issue; it's the funniest shit I've ever read after Sammy's interview and my most recent post.


"Sa pag-uusap nila ng Startalk host na si Lolit Solis at entertainment writer na si Gorgy Rula, nag-ala-Monica Lewinsky si Hope nang aminin nito na literal na 'nilunok' niya ang lahat sa tuwing nagkakaroon sila ni James ng physical contact.

Si Monica ang intern na nagkaroon noon ng relasyon kay former US President Bill Clinton at nagdetalye sa media ng oral sex act niya sa asawa ni former First Lady Hilary Clinton." -from PEP.ph



The story already got me at "nilunok," but the whole explanation about Monica Lewinsky was a real hoot. Oh, and here's the best part...


"Hindi malaman ni Lolit ang magiging reaksyon sa naging sagot ni Hope nang itanong niya kung paano nila nairaos ni James sa loob ng isang maliit na kuwarto ang kanilang makamundo na pagnanasa. Ang sagot ng straightforward at honest na si Hope? 'Dog-style po, Manay.'"



How Xerex the way they wrote it! But you know, honestly, I feel bad for Kris. After all the shit she's been through, this is just way too much considering she's pregnant. And she's Kris fucking Aquino. Aquino! So, James Yap, let it be known that you're a fucking douche. Off with your cock!



But since castration is such an icky thought to end this post with, here's my theory on why James prefers to "dog-style" Hope. Well, if you look like this:






Then, chances are, you have no other choice but to bang chicks this way:



4 comments:

dementia said...

I was listening about this on AM radio. Lolit Solis said Hope's codename for James Yap is "Big Bird". He calls her "Hopia" naman. How jologs. Anyway, there's something seriously wrong with the guy's eyes. It looks wrongly placed.

steel said...

Hahaharrrrlolroflwaffle frog style!!!


That interview was far better than porn! It was porn-written porn!

Lvhfranz18 said...

james,user ka! d mo talaga love si kris kasi kung love mo siya lahat ng gawin at galaw mo iniisisp mo ang result always protect kris.ilang bses kna nagkamali sobra na! ang kapal mo di ka kawalan sa buhay ni kris.gold digger ka! at manyak.namumbat kapa alam mo lahat ng pinatulan mo si kris.may karma!IKAW ANG BADLUCK AT SINISIRA MOI PANGALAN NG AQUINO.MALASIN KA SANA SA BUHAY MO!SW

Lvhfranz18 said...

idol kita pero now hindi na! no to basketball na ako lalo na pagkasama ka sa laro.