Sunday, March 04, 2007

Kinky keyboard



Those crazy Japs are at it again! This time, though, I'm not too sure if this should be considered more of a sex toy rather than a gadget. Whatever. Either way, say hello to the nifty-kinky Angel Kitty french maid USB keyboard. The costume comes with a built-in silicon keyboard for your girlfriend to wear and for you to actually use with your Windows computer. And here's how it's going to look like on your computer table:




Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I'm thinking...you won't get anything done with your girlfriend sprawled all over your work desk that way. You can't possibly see the monitor clearly with the freaking keyboard perpendicular to it. The only way you can accomplish anything is by making sure she lays herself on the table in such a way that the keyboard is parallel to the computer screen—which is with one leg propped up on each of your shoulders.


And with the gates of heaven wide open in front of you, why, surely you'd be driven to work harder on those mind-numbing graphs and other dreary paperwork! Okay, maybe not.

1 comment:

steel said...

This gadget should prevent men from visiting porn sites, resulting to minimized spyware and virus attacks on computers. Brilliant!