Monday, February 12, 2007

Shitty flooring

Actual news, folks. And I must say, I'm not shitting you.

"DETROIT - Home-buyers of tomorrow could find themselves walking across floors made from manure. Researchers at Michigan State University and the U.S. Department of Agriculture insist it's no cow pie in the sky dream.

They say that fiber from processed and sterilized cow manure could take the place of sawdust in making fiberboard, which is used to make everything from furniture to flooring to store shelves.

Bhobby refused to admit it was he who farted

I don't know with you guys, but it's probably not so bad having processed cow dung as your flooring. I mean, I could have parquet out of shredded pages off Cosmo's 69 Bachelors supplement or a torn 24x30-inch poster of this photo...

...with Sam Milby's spunk and a couple of his pubes on them and I'd just be as grossed out.

And speaking of my favorite skeleton-in-the-closet person, have you seen this Sunday's Starweek?

And I quote the accompanying article:

"For our interview and photo shoot, Sam came prepared with several changes of clothes and a make-up kit. He knew exactly what kind of make-up should be used on him."

Gee, I wonder why!


Aja said...

I think I know what you're trying to imply in here. ROFL [referring to the article about Sam]

baddie said...

There's just too many jokes I can make about manure and Sam Milby that my mind just can't process it all.

ade said...

Your article just totally killed my erection.

Euri said...

Sam M.'s sexuality should not be questioned. Because it's pretty damn obvious. What needs to be questioned is his ability to sing. Seriously, Filipinos are known to be good at music, and there are a few people who just aren't given that talent. So, for the love of music, please don't sing!

Miss Diss said...

"What needs to be questioned is his ability to sing."

Shit Euri, you so have a point! But now that you've mentioned it, I can't get his hideous version of "Only You" off my head lol.

Euri said...

Gawd! I don't wanna be reminded of it. >.< It makes my ears bleed. >.<