Monday, December 11, 2006

Thank you, Britney



Dear Britney, despite all the upskirt brouhaha, there are many reasons to thank you. First, for creating classics such as "Hit Me Baby One More Time" and "Oops! I Did It Again." Second, for inspiring teenagers to achieve their dreams by dressing like hookers and dancing wildly in vain attempts of making their flat chests bounce like porn stars—only to give pedophiles reason to be thankful they're fucking alive. Third, for teaching us that despite our erroneous ways, we can always set things right as easily as filing for divorce a day after getting married. Fourth, for giving all the gold-digging men in the world hope that despite equal rights and education for women, they can still fool women into believing that gambling their ladies' hard-earned money and buying sports cars are acts inspired by true love. And fifth...



StarStruck rejects: in denial


...thank you, thank you, thank you for partying that fateful night with Paris Hilton from the bottom of the hearts of these men of Match.com who have never ever seen a woman's vagina in their entire lives.

4 comments:

pining said...

hi miss diss! first of all I'm a regular reader of yours. I'm quite impressed by your no nonsense "dissing". I think this is the best so far... :)

ade said...

Wow! Britney's vagina! Wow! Wow!

"...thank you, thank you, thank you for partying that fateful night with Paris Hilton from the bottom of the hearts of these men... who have never ever seen a woman's vagina in their entire lives."

HEYYYYYY!

Lorenzo Makoy said...

Ugh, hu da hell ar dows guys in da peechur? :P~~~

Miss Diss Anything said...

pining: correct me if i'm wrong, but you're the first ever person to say "out loud" that you're a regular reader of this humble blog. i'm touched! *reaches for tissue — but not for perverted purposes*

ade: HEYYYYYYY too hehe

lorenzo makoy: beats me! thank goodness i don't know any of them!