Friday, December 29, 2006

Diyahe

In life, there's a shitload of things to be embarrassed about. Your weight. That single red zit people's eyes stray towards (but they try so fucking hard to look everywhere but there). Or accidentally saying "speel-pruf" instead of "spill-proof" out loud in front of a posse of coño Embassy regulars. But for this company fittingly named Jiahe, you should be self-conscious about your nose.




Fake tweezers: a pain in the ass to use


So they came up with the Jiahe Nose Up. According to the packaging, you ought to sell yourself to a bunch of stinky hairy old men to earn enough money to buy the product because "In order to make your nose clearer, more beautiful and full of happiness, this product is necessary for your nose!" Good heavens! I want my nose to be full of happiness! And so should you!





2 comments:

steel said...

They ought to come up with Jiahe dick up. Y'know, to make dicks happier?

Miss Diss Anything said...

Haha brilliant idea!