Friday, November 17, 2006

Speaking of the devil...

Speaking of the ugly-ass Jude Law photo, what's the point of this blog's existence without an equally ugly-ass Sienna Miller picture as well? So here, take a fucking good look at it. Men should try wanking at the memory of her flashing her ass (and tits!) on Alfie. Then take a long, hard look at this photo again. You guys may just end up finishing off to a vision of Jude Law grinding half-naked to a Christmas tree, smiling.


Unless of course you like slapping the salami to an image of Martha Stewart as a wannabe Project Runway contestant (and model), creating avante garde (a more dignified and artsy fartsy way of saying "ugly") pieces using garbage bags and electric tape.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

She used to be wank-worthy. WTF happened to her?!?!

Miss Diss said...

without a stylist and the right lighting, alas, she's only human — who resembles Martha Stewart (in prison).

dexiejane said...

I can't stand her. Not because she forgave him for wanking the nanny. That's her prerogative. But because she has no talent yet she gets too much publicity. Almost like Paris stupid ass Hilton. And people keep calling her a fashion icon and stupid idiots copy her stupid trends. Puhleazze. She always look like crap to me.

Miss Diss said...

have you heard about what she did in a restaurant (or was it a bar?) lately? it was like an exclusive place so reservations were required. so when they said she couldn't come in, she went like, "i'm sienna miller! i'm a famous actress!" or something like that. bah.