Thursday, April 12, 2007

Eric Fructuoso kisses and tells

Because a has-been like Eric Fructuoso isn't material meaty enough for a post, I cannot write anything about him without mentioning his former group, the Gwapings. And so I scoured the net for photos of the defunct pogi boy group...and failed miserably. Try it: Go to Google Images, type "Gwapings", and voila! Nothing! Well, except for a couple of loser photos and even some so horrific they could only be images of HELL.


Bugs Bunny was so horny he'd hump an Easter egg basket




(No, really. These pictures popped up on Google Images when I searched for the Gwapings) Anyway, so where was I? Ah, yes, Eric Fructuoso.




Apparently, like most dumbasses desperate to revive their non-existent showbiz careers, this sleaze-meister apparently was on DJ Mo Twister's "Forbidden Questions" segment. And being the douche that he is, he just had to kiss and tell—by revealing the names of the actresses he's slept with—as if his mommy would pinch his bird if he didn't. According to PEP:

One of the earlier questions asked sa "Forbidden Questions" was if he had slept with anyone famous, Eric answered more than his fingers. Nang ipina-enumerate na sa kanya, ang mga isinagot ni Eric ay si Ara, along with Abby Viduya (Priscilla Almeda na ngayon), Joyce Jimenez, at Aubrey Miles. Nagpatiuna pa nga si Eric na hindi raw dapat "slept with" kundi "making love" dahil may respeto siya sa mga babaeng nakasiping niya.

You know what's the most hilarious thing about this whole shit? The word "siping." Say it with me: siping. Si-ping. Siping! Siping! Siping!

7 comments:

baddie said...

I didn't hear that part of the show yesterday, but I did hear the part where he kissed that gay DJ. And oh, the part where he showed the people inside the booth his penis. *shudder*

solo flite said...

Mo's shows are getting sleazier by the week...

pat said...

mo twister's a sleaze himself. you should diss him.

mari_elle said...

Siping? Who says that?!? That's just so jologzzz (heehee)!

ria said...

evol!!!!!

Mandeep Gill said...

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